Jesus is why you ain’t got no nigga. 

Now calm down and listen to me before ya get all upset and pour holy water on my face. 

Child everybody should know that I do not believe in anything that’s not real and I seek the truth in everything. No, I am not an atheist, I’m a materialist. What is the difference you ask? Well, an atheist just doesn’t believe in god. But you see me? I don’t believe in NOTHING FAKE! I don’t believe in a fake god, fake politics, fake theories, fake people, fake anything! 

Because I believe that when you only deal with what is and not with what you think that is, you make better decisions. 

Now back to how Jesus stole yall nigga lol. 

“You knew that nigga was no good when ya met him!” I know yall done heard this one before! So why did you let him hit it raw, drive ya car, fuck up ya credit, and snatch ya edges? Because you believed in the man you wished him to be and not the man he actually was! Now, why would anybody be so stupid? Why would you see a porcupine and try to ride it like a horse and then get mad that you poked your butt? Why would wash your hands in fire believing it was water and then get mad ya got burned? Why bitch Why???

Cause you believe in Jesus that’s why lol. 

When the basis of the way you narrate through life is a book of fairy tales, but life is some real shit don’t you think you gone have you some problems? Just think about it. If they took the Character of Dr. Mcstuffin and placed her in the movie Black Hawk Down, don’t you think she would have some problems? She would be talking to stuffed animals, trying to save decapitated people with plastic toy surgeon tools. That little sistah Mcstuffin gone lose her shit seeing all that death and then being charged with malpractice on top of that! 

You see how ill-prepared Dr. Mcstuffin was for the real-life problems. That how unprepared your religious ass is prepared for the real world. That’s why you chose that ain’t shit nigga and that’s why he fucked ya life up. 

Cause yall out here with Disney Channel Cartoon Network minds living in an HBO Showtime kinda world. 

And yes I chose the ain’t shit nigga too. That’s because idealist mindsets and ways of thinking that have been bred into me for my whole life don’t go away easily or instantly. 

So find that nigga that has your back and block that nigga that just knows how to blow ya back out.

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